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margotrobbiesbf:

champagnepadre:

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

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scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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staff:

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

(via ladyleidy)

issabella:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

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